Monday, October 24, 2022
Extreme bathrooms, Brevard NC edition
So, the bathroom in our suite at The Bromfield Inn. The only time I've seen as large a bathroom was at the house of John the paper millionaire of a dotcom. The entrance:
![It's a portal into another dimension, a dimension of bathing. [An arched entry into the changing rooms, then an arch into the bathroom, of which you only see very little.] It's a portal into another dimension, a dimension of bathing.](/2022/10/24/Entrance.jpg)
Okay, it's the entrance to the changing rooms and then the bathroom. What you can't see is just how large it is.
Here's the vanity from the entry:
![I really need a fisheye lens to get the scale of this place. [A vanity with his and her sinks, beyond is the bathtub.] I really need a fisheye lens to get the scale of this place.](/2022/10/24/Vanity1.jpg)
And the reverse shot, with me standing in the bathtub in an attempt to get back far enough to get a picture:
![Seriously, I'm having trouble getting everything in. [The vanity from the other side, you can see a small desk just for makeup] Seriously, I'm having trouble getting everything in.](/2022/10/24/Vanity2.jpg)
And because I've yet to fit it all in, the bathtub:
![I wonder if the painting leads to Narnia? [A tub quite possibly large enough for two.] I wonder if the painting leads to Narnia?](/2022/10/24/Bath.jpg)
But in addition to the his-and-her vanity, the bathtub built for two, and the makeup desk, we have the shower and watercloset!
![My God! Will this bathroom ever end? [From left to right, in the back corner of the bathroom, the bathtub, the shower and the watercloset.] My God! Will this bathroom ever end?](/2022/10/24/Waterworks.jpg)
And again, I have to stand in the bathtub to get this shot of the shower. I think it's mandatory for bed-and-breakfasts here in Brevard to have multiple shower heads. I'm not complaining; neither is Bunny.
![Two shower heads is still sweet. [A show stall with two shower heads.] Two shower heads is still sweet.](/2022/10/24/Shower.jpg)
And finally, we have the water closet with a piece of equipment I've only heard of and until now, have never actually seen one:
![The bidet … only slightly less mysterious than the three clam shells. [On the left a toilet, and on the right, a bidet.] The bidet … only slightly less mysterious than the three clam shells.](/2022/10/24/Bidet.jpg)
A bidet!
I did not realize just how high that shoots water. Just letting you know.
And that ends our tour of the cavernous bathroom in our suite.
![And there, in the distance, is the bed in its normal habitat … [The view from the bathroom back into the main suite.] And there, in the distance, is the bed in its normal habitat …](/2022/10/24/Exit.jpg)
Seriously, the bathroom is about the size of our family room back at Chez Boca. It may even have its own area code. I may have to ask about that …