Monday, September 25, 2023
The scene that always plays out at Chez Boca
“You know today is the day you get your hair cut.”
“You didn't have to go to all the trouble of setting up an appointment for me.”
“It was my pleasure.”
“But it hasn't been that long since my last haircut.”
“It's been over two months.”
“Yes, it hasn't been that long.”
“We're going now.”
“Do I have to? Hey! Ouch! Stop pulling my ear! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay! I'll come.”
“Don't forget your keys.”
“You mean I have to drive as well?”
And with that, Bunny and I went to my hair cut appointment.
An unexpected nostalgic hit at the local barber surgeon shop
Bunny and I arrive at barber shop to await my doom haircut.
At the back of the shop I see something I haven't seen in years—nay, decades!
A video arcade machine!
I approach the cabinet and it's clear it's not an original machine at all, but a modern recreation with dozens of games available to play. Not as cool as an original machine, but still, a cool thing to find in a commercial establishment in 2023! The last time I saw a video arcade machine in a commercial, non-arcade setting was … the mid to late 80s?
While awaiting my turn in the chair, I managed to play a few games like Galaga, Qix, and Burger Time. Thirty-five years later and I still can't play these games. But it seems no one can play these games (or perhaps, the cabinet itself was only very recently installed) as I was able to get the top score on the games I played.
I'm not sure if it's just nostalgia, but I swear there were more diverse video games back in the 80s than today. Not only did you have the swarming alien invaders genre, but the the maze genre (Pacman), side scrollers (like Jungle King, platformer genre (like Donkey Kong or the above Burger Time), vertical scroller genre (like Spy Hunter or Crazy Climber), or the isometric genre (like Marble Madness or Zaxxon), and don't forget the vector games and the very crisp graphics. I'm probably forgetting a few other genres. These days, it seems it's all first-person shooters.
My time with the games was cut short as it was my turn in the barber chair.
Afterwards, as I was showing my barber how to play Qix (I don't think he was born yet when Qix came out), Bunny asked if she should get one for me for Christmas. I told her no, because it was just too addictive to have at home.
Changing the historical record of my blog
Twenty-one years ago I was worried about loosing the historical presentation of my blog both because it was template driven, and through the use of CSS. Changes that effect everything at once certainly appeared quite Orwellian to me, although I might be in a very small minority in worring about this.
And yet, since then, I've tweaked the CSS quite a bit since I wrote that. I figure I'm not changing the content, so it's okay. right?
It was over a year ago when I noticed that a lot of my earlier entries had the initial paragraph shifted over to the left,
due to a change in the template file I made around 2003.
The old template had an initial <P> tag so I didn't have to type it,
and the new one removed said tag.
That left maybe a thousand posts
(give or take)
that needed fixing.
I started doing the job manually at first,
then gave up at the sheer number of posts to fix.
Again,
it was not changing the content but fixing the presentation.
And it bothered me that there were posts that weren't formatted correctly.
About a week or two ago, I realized that the markup I used for foreign words:
<span lang="de" title="My hovercraft is full of eels">Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale</span>
is probably not sematically sound HTML. I even wrote about that issue twenty years ago, and now realize it should be:
<i lang="de" title="My hovercraft is full of eels">Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale</i>
Around the same time,
I read up on the “proper” use of <BLOCKQUOTE> and that the attribution should appear outside the blockquote,
not inside as I've been doing for years,
even though I was doing The Right Thing™ when I first started blogging,
but changed for some reason I long forgot.
And then several days ago,
I noticed the sample BASIC code was incorrect and it was bugging me—the keyword THEN would always show up as THENNOT.
How that happened is a topic for another post,
but in the meantime,
I decided to fix the issue without mentioning it.
The change didn't change the intended meaning of the post,
it was fixing incorrect output,
not saying we were always at war with Eastasia.
After that,
I decided to go back and fix the “formatting” issues in the blog.
I have code that will read entries and parse the HTML I use into into an AST
(or should it be a DOM,
even though I'm using Lua, not Javascript?)
which I use to generate the Gopher and Gemini versions.
To fix the initial paragraph issue,
all I needed to do was identify the entries that didn't start with a <P> tag and just prefix the raw text with said tag.
To update the HTML for foreign words,
it was enough to identify entries with <SPAN LANG="language"> and with some sed magic,
switch it to read <I LANG="language">
(and fix the corresponding closing tags).
It's just fixing the semantics of the HTML,
not changing the past,
right?
The fix for the <BLOCKQUOTE> issue wasn't quite so easy—I still had over 700 entries that needed to be fixed,
so I ended up writing code that would spit out the parsed HTML back into HTML.
It would have been easy to output it as:
<p>I've been following the various Linux <abbr title="Initial Public Offerin g">IPO</abbr>s and today I see that <a class="external" href="http://www.val inux.com/">VA Linux Systems</a> had their <a class="external" href="http://d ailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991209/bs/markets_valinux_1.html">IPO today.</a>. Briefly, it IPOed (can you verb a TLA? Can you verb the word “verb?” Whate ver … ) at US$30 and opened at US$299. Inbloodysane.</p><p><a class="extern al" href="http://www.andover.net/">Andover.Net</a> wasn't nearly as inbloody sane.</p>
one long line—the browsers don't care, but I do if I ever have to go back and edit this. Instead, I want the output to still be editable:
<p>I've been following the various Linux <abbr title="Initial Public Offering">IPO</abbr>s and today I see that <a class="external" href="http://www.valinux.com/">VA Linux Systems</a> had their <a class="external" href="http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991209/bs/markets_valinux_1.html">IPO today.</a>. Briefly, it IPOed (can you verb a TLA? Can you verb the word “verb?” Whatever … ) at US$30 and opened at US$299. Inbloodysane.</p> <p><a class="external" href="http://www.andover.net/">Andover.Net</a> wasn't nearly as inbloodysane.</p>
That meant handling not only <P> but all the block level tags in HTML,
<BLOCKQUOTE>,
<TABLE>,
<DL> (which I use for emails and screenplay dialog),
<UL>,
<OL>,
and <PRE>.
Now that I have that working,
I can identify the citation paragraphs for blockquotes,
and move them to the appropriate location.
I'm about to do that, yet I'm still a bit hesitent. Yes, it's just fixing the semantic presentation, but now that I have the code to read and write HTML, future mass changes are easy to do.
I'm probably thinking too much on this.
I think.
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