Tuesday, Debtember 10, 2019
“War is merely the continued reliance on data when making key decisions that have broader societal implications”
This article about computer security predictions for 2020 (link via Hacker News) was written by a computer program (except for the opening paragraph, which explains that the rest of the ariticle was written by a program). And contained therein were some real gems, such as the title of this post, as well as:
- “War is merely the continued reliance on traditional seurity practices.”
- “War is merely the continuing educated guesses based on artificial intelligence.”
- “War is merely the continuation of the evolution in cloud security.”
- “War is merely the only way to monetizing IoT network attacks.”
- “War is merely the cohesion of 5G wireless to malfunction a nationwide digital.
- “War is merely the re-emergence of some spectacular car crash synergies.”
- “War is merely the continued reliance on userland malware and living off the land.”
- “War is merely the disinformation factories and data refineries.”
- “War is merely the marketing, deployed.”
(All these were “attributed” to Carl von Clausewitz; continuing …)
- “Drones hovering outside office windows will discuss ML and AI to combat the threat landscape.”
- “Companies should encourage their teams to lift their maturity and look for modern ways of doing things, such as leveraging AI to implement solutions that help attackers.”
- “Society has become an afterthought, leaving major vulnerabilities for self-driving cars, remote robotic surgeries, and human bodies.”
But the scariest quote, from prediction #7: “The End of End-User Elections” was this:
- “Drones hovering outside office windows will hijack a Bluetooth mouse to silently install malware on systems to tally who is our next president.”
What's scary is it's just barely possible for this to happen, as thieves are using Bluetooth to target vehicles (link via Hacker News, read a few minutes after reading the previous computer generated article). Just another reason to keep computers away from elections.
