Wednesday, July 15, 2015
When you expire on your vacation
- From
- The Corporate Overload Corporation <XXXXXXXXXXXX>
- To
- Conner, Sean <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
- Subject
- New SAS Work Order 4912, The account XXXXXXX for Conner, Sean has been disabled 07/15/2015 08:54:11
- Date
- Wed, 15 Jul 2015 11:57:13 -05:00
Dear Conner, Sean,
Thank you for emailing Systems Administration & Support. [When did I do this? Did I do this? Who did this? —Sean] Work order number 4912, has been created for The account SConner for Conner, Sean has been disabled 07/15/2015 08:54:11, on Wednesday, July 15, 2015 8:55:51 AM.
Please note that outside of core business hours for your region, workstation support is provided on an "Emergency On-Call" basis.
For on-call support issues pertaining to:
- Desktops & Laptop computers
- WIN2K account issues (lockouts)
- Desktop & laptop applications
Please call the North America SAS support line : (XXX) XXX-XXXX or xXXXXX
State the nature of your call, contact details and any other pertinent information and your call will be turned into an incident ticket and the On-Call technician will be paged.
For production support requests, please contact the Network Operations Center for your region - for issues pertaining to:
- Network issues
- Production issues
- External customer issues
North America INOC : XXX-XXX-XXXX or XXX-XXX-XXXX
Europe, Australia, other locations after hours:
European INOC: XX XX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX X
State the nature of your call, contact details and any other pertinent information and your call will be routed appropriately.
Kind Regards
Systems Administration & Support
XXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXX XXXXXXXX
You mean my long national nightmare of expiring accounts is not over yet?
Sigh.