Tuesday, June 09, 2015
Notes on a barely overhead conversation at The Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle!
“HEY! IS THERE SOMETHIGN GOING ON?”
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle!
“I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU! THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON!”
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle!
“WHAT?”
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle!
“DID YOU ASK SOMETHING?”
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle!
“I DON'T KNOW! I ASKED YOU!”
Notes on an email about a barely overheard conversation at The Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation
- From
- The Ft. Lauderdale Office Manager <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
- To
- The Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>
- Subject
- Plumbing Work on 10th Floor
- Date
- Tue, 9 Jun 2015 15:30:13 -0500
Hello Everyone,
Please excuse the loud rattling noise occurring at this moment. There is a backup in the plumbing fixtures above us and what you are hearing is the snake.
They are unable to stop the job due to the issue at hand can get much worse. We have asked the plumbers to be as diligent as possible and complete the work as soon as possible.
The noise can be heard more towards the North end, so please move if necessary.
Sorry for the inconvenience,
The Ft. Lauderdale Office Manager
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle!
“AH, SO THAT EXPLAINS THE NOISE!”
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle!
“WE'LL BE TESTING IN VAN NUYS? I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN MURRAY HILL?”
Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle!
“YOU SHOULD GO HOME IF YOU FEEL ILL!”
