Telonephobics beware!
For it is the Ides of April and the second inevitability of life is upon us.
But fear not if you lack health insurance and cannot afford $95 or 1% of your income (whatever is higher) since it is very easy to avoid paying the penalty tax:
#4. Get beaten by your wife. Required
documentation: None
Official text reads: "You recently
experienced domestic violence. Required documentation: None."
Translation: Get attacked by your wife. You may
then apply for the exemption by simply stating “I am exempt because
my wife beat me.” No documentation required.
Via Captain
Capitalism, Citizen
Liberty: 17 Ways To Avoid The Obamacare Tax Penalty, Including Being
Beaten By Your Wife
It doesn't surprise me that
a 2,700 page bill that no Congresscritter read
and
over 33,000 pages of regulations
(wow! Something longer than Atlas Shrugged)
would have egregious loopholes in it.
Really?
NO DOCUMENTATION?
Sheesh.
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