Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to
a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown,
While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then
stumbled into the streets—blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police
Major Mark Hoffman.
Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops
Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday,
yelling at jailers.
“She was challenging people to 'suck her udders,' ” Hoffman said. “I'm
Via kires, MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT—New York Post
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