Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to
a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown,
Ohio, authorities.
…
While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then
stumbled into the streets—blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police
Major Mark Hoffman.
Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops
said.
…
Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday,
yelling at jailers.
“She was challenging people to 'suck her udders,' ” Hoffman said. “I'm
not joking.”
Via kires, MICHELE ALLEN BUSTED IN COW OUTFIT—New York Post
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