We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the
closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as
typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of
Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional
gods.
We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically
provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the
title of “God”, as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics
traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable
manner.
We have compiled a list of
nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google's title as
God.
The Church of Google
I don't know if this is real, or
satire …
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