The Boston Diaries

The ongoing saga of a programmer who doesn't live in Boston, nor does he even like Boston, but yet named his weblog/journal “The Boston Diaries.”

Go figure.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Notes on a conversation between employer and employee about the relative organizational skills of various people in The Office

“Ah, so you found it! Great!” said Smirk. I was standing outside, behind the building looking for a document that he dropped when leaving the office.

“Yup, have it right here in my hand,” I said into the cellphone. “And I'll put it … um … ” Thoughts of Smirk's office danced in my head. And it wasn't a pretty sight. “I'll put it on my keyboard.”

“Yeah,” said Smirk, “don't put it on my desk. I'll never find it.”


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So … I can't use a computer with a web browser to access the site?

Guess not.

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And there's no link to be found on that page.

Clue-by-four anyone?

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Now I'm beginning to think that English isn't their first language (then again, lawyers are not known to speak any known human language to begin with).

The rest of the document is your standard “we don't own your content but we can exploit it, resell it, use it, abuse it, or anything else we can think of without remuneration on our part” and “we don't really guarantee anything on this site will work at all” but the parts I quoted—quite clueless about this stuff.

Sheesh.

I'm also having a difficult time finding out what the site actually does or why anyone would sign up—the site itself is very unwieldy and horribly confusing.

Then again, given their Terms of Use, it's no wonder.

Then there's this beauty from their requirements page:

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See? Exploitation.

I actually enjoy reading these Terms of Services, privacy statements and disclaimers because inevitably, they sound like they're written by people who have no clue how the Internet or even computers work. They even state all the evil things they'll be doing, like installing spyware, selling your information, and restrict what you can do on your own computer.

Clue-by-four.

Make that a clue-by-six.

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You can also specify the entire month by leaving off the day portion. You can even select an arbitrary portion of time.

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