So in celebration of today, Spring starts singing:
“Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Thank goodness you're not the messiah …
Otherwise you'd die this year.”
Ha ha ha. Yea.
Then, I get a card from my best friend Hoade that has the Top Ten Party Games
for the Chronologically Challenged:
10. Bobbing for Dentures
9. Guess My Prescription
8. Musical Walkers
7. Strip Bingo (aka “Scare the Neighbor's Dog”)
6. Twenty Incoherent Questions
5. Whack the Piñata Teenager
4. Who Passed the Gas?
3. Pin the Enema on the Donkey
2. Spin the Prune Juice
And the Number One Party Game …
1. Who Can Stay Up Past 9:30?
Gee … I feel so loved …
But in defense, both Spring and Hoade are rocketing towards
their birthdays (next month) … heh heh heh …
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