Wednesday, October 10, 2001
unmarked white vans
“Look,” said Spring, “over there.”
“What?”
“There,” she said, pointing out the car window. “There's another one.”
“Another what?” I asked, stealing glances as I drove.
“An unmarked white van.” Sure enough, there was an unmarked white van. “And look, there's another one,” she said, pointing elsewhere. Yup, another unmarked white van.
In fact, once you become in tuned to white vans, you can't but help to see them; they're everywhere! Over the course of a few miles we must have identified nearly a dozen of them in the area. Mysterious. White. Unmarked. Hard to see the drivers.
I wonder if it's some sort of … you know …
the MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW
Hi! On behalf of the MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW group, I'd just like to say … Hi! We're a loving, accepting group of Eclectic Wiccans who worship the LIGHT! We believe that you can't hurt anything, because the rede says so! So we don't eat animals, because animals are people TOO! You know those meanies say that plants are alive too but they're just huffy because they're carnivorous and angry and not enlightened like us. But you look like a really NEAT person! You just might be PERFECT to join our group!
Greetings From The Fluffy Bunny Coven!
Um … yea.
Bouncy bouncy bouncy
I received some email from my old alma matter, Florida Atlantic University, from the Computer Science and Engineering Department. Now, you would think that of any department there, that the CSE Department would know how to run a mail system. But it seems they might have had a problem today:
- Received
- from reality.cse.fau.edu (root@reality.cse.fau.edu [131.91.80.40]) by conman.org (8.8.7/8.8.7) with ESMTP id MAA20467 for <sean@conman.org>; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 12:52:54 -0400
- Received
- from trout.cse.fau.edu (majordomo@trout.cse.fau.edu [131.91.80.28]) by reality.cse.fau.edu (8.9.3/8.8.8) with ESMTP id MAA20374; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 12:50:52 -0400 (EDT)
- Received
- (from majordomo@localhost) by trout.cse.fau.edu (8.9.3/8.8.8) id MAA27498; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 12:50:38 -0400 (EDT)
- Received
- from reality.cse.fau.edu (root@reality.cse.fau.edu [131.91.80.40]) by trout.cse.fau.edu (8.9.3/8.8.8) with ESMTP id MAA27494 for <ugrads@trout.cse.fau.edu>; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 12:50:37 -0400 (EDT)
- Received
- from trout.cse.fau.edu (serge@trout.cse.fau.edu [131.91.80.28]) by reality.cse.fau.edu (8.9.3/8.8.8) with ESMTP id MAA20364 for <ugrads@cse.fau.edu>; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 12:50:40 -0400 (EDT)
- Received
- (from serge@localhost) by trout.cse.fau.edu (8.9.3/8.8.8) id MAA27488 for ugrads@cse.fau.edu; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 12:50:32 -0400 (EDT)
- Received
- from reality.cse.fau.edu (root@reality.cse.fau.edu [131.91.80.40]) by trout.cse.fau.edu (8.9.3/8.8.8) with ESMTP id IAA23558 for <ugrads@trout.cse.fau.edu>; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 08:36:08 -0400 (EDT)
- Received
- from polaris.cse.fau.edu (polaris.cse.fau.edu [131.91.81.5]) by reality.cse.fau.edu (8.9.3/8.8.8) with ESMTP id IAA11902 for <ugrads@cse.fau.edu>; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 08:36:08 -0400 (EDT)
- Received
- from cse.fau.edu (tuna.cse.fau.edu [131.91.80.10]) by polaris.cse.fau.edu (8.9.3/8.8.5) with ESMTP id IAA08861 for <ugrads@cse.fau.edu>; Wed, 10 Oct 2001 08:36:10 -0400 (EDT)
Seems trout couldn't handle reality today. Heh.