Hey guys. It's me. The guy who put the exhaust ports on the
I know, I know—
“What a stupid design flaw!”
“You are singlehandedly responsible for the destruction of
our ultimate weapon and battlestation!”
“How could anyone have made such a huge
Over the past week, I've gotten a lot of guff
from people I considered to be friends and colleagues about how my
“shoddy” design would be the downfall of our entire government.
Not only that, but I've been forced-choked (and regular-choked) by
more superiors than I can count (and Human Resources have been
very relunctant to respond to my complaints about
being invisibly strangled by a cyborg space wizard). But I have one
response to all of you who blame for the destruction of the Death
Open Letter From a Death Star Architect - Dorkly
And yes, you'll have to read it to find out what the Death Star
architect's response was. And yes, the architect has a point—it's not like
anyone could have forseen such events.
I mean, what are the chances?
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