We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan sometime on or before 2007Sivan30, i.e. before sundown June 18, 2007. We expect it on 2007Sivan20 (June 7–8).
But … but … but … Psychic Fred didn't mention any bombs in his 2007 predictions. But I do like the admission that if nothing happens, “we will not be able to stretch the most specific one of our 20 flexiproofs any further in our present understanding” (“flexiproofs?”). And it's not like they haven't revised their predictions before:
On April 29th we started predicting dates for a terrorist Nuclear Bomb at the UN in midtown. Here are the mistakes we have made …
- 2006Iyyar21 (May 19/20) [7 days after 2006Iyyar14—UN bomb not thought to be a threat to the Brooklyn Watchtower]
- 2006Iyyar28 (May 26/27) [7 days after first mistaken date—UN bomb not thought to be a threat to the Brooklyn Watchtower]
- 2006Sivan11 (June 8/9) [First day of the 2,000 pigs of Mark 5 incorrectly calculated—UN nuclear bomb thought to destroy Brooklyn Watchtower as well as the UN]
- 2006Sivan12 (June 9/10) [First day of the 2,000 pigs of Mark 5 correctly calculated but misinterpreted]
- 2006Tammuz2–6 (June30–July4) [7th sabbath after 1st mistake/7th sabbath omitting 2006Sivan5/7th Sabbath lookout day]
- 2006Tammuz28/29 (July 25–27) [Assumed contest began on 911] 2006Ab3/4 (July 30–August 1) [Assumed second “day” of contest began when wheat went limit up in Chicago]
- 2006Ab8 (August 4/5) [Assumed second “day” of contest began on non BLC day of 2006Adar28 so that 1750th day is sabbath]
- 2006Ab15 (August 11/12) [7th sabbath lookout period assuming 2006Tammuz2/3 and 2006Tammuz4–6 were separate sabbath mistakes]
- 2006Ab22 (August 18/19) [7th sabbath lookout period assuming 2006Tammuz2–6 and 2006Tammuz28/29 were separate sabbath mistakes]
- 2006Ab29 (August 25/26) [7th sabbath lookout period after first mistake, the entire sabbath month of 2006Tammuz as one sabbath lookout period]
- 2006Elul13/20/27 (September 8/9, 15/16, 22/23) [A sabbath after the 1750th day of the contest starting on 2001Tishri30 and before the end of Elul]
- 2006Elul30 (September 26th) [last 5 hours thereof in NYC, so that bomb went off in Elul EST but in Tishri BST]
- 2006Tishri10 (October 5/6) [The mid point and start of the daylight part of what we incorrectly thought was the Day of Jehovah]
- Before 2006Tishri14 (October 10) [The day before the festival of Booths starts]
- 2006Tishri22 (October 17/18) [The 7th festival sabbath of the year, the great sabbath of Booths]
- 2006Tishri29 (October 25) or before [Last possible day for a warning bomb before 2006Tishri30]
- 2006Tishri30 (October 25/26) [The end of a 5 year contest starting on 2001Tishri30]
- 2006Chislev21 (December 15/16) [1st day after 950 days of stadium filling and 900 day “Day of Baal,” and 7 months after 2006Iyyar21]
- 2006Chislev22 (December 16/17) [7 30-day months after the church said: there is nothing at all on 2006Iyyar22, as a result of our first mistaken date of
- 2006Iyyar21 - Go back 7 times! - Keep looking for 7 months]
- 2006Chislev28 (December 22/23) [last sabbath in Chislev, 7 calendar months after the church said: There is nothing at all which they said (on 2006Iyyar22), as a result of our first mistaken date of 2006Iyyar21—Go back 7 times!—Keep looking for 7 months]
- 2006Tebbeth23 (January 16/17) [1st possible Jericho victory date]
- 2006Tebbeth24 (January 17/18) [2nd possible Jericho victory date]
- 2006Tebbeth25 (January 18/19) [3rd possible Jericho victory date]
- 2006Tebbeth26 (January 19/20) [4th possible Jericho victory date]
- 2006Tebbeth27 (January 20/21) [5th possible Jericho victory date]
- 2006Tebbeth28 (January 21/22) [6th possible Jericho victory date]
- 2006Tebbeth29 (January 22/23) [7th possible Jericho victory date]
- 2006Tebbeth30 (January 23/24) [8th Jericho victory date, the 7th revision in the 7th month]
We no longer make predictions of the precise day. But we do predict it will happen sometime in the month of Sivan 2007—see 20 flexiproofs.
In correcting these incorrect dates we had to improve our chronology several times.
Really? You had to correct your dates several times? I wonder how long it will take before reality sets in?
I'm guessing around June 19th. That is, if the UN isn't a smoking radioactive crater by that time …
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