Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Elvw beo lw malt this, you moron!
Ah, spam. Bad enough when it promises to inflate various body parts or offering the very latest in MLM scams, but at least you can make out what the pitch is, unlike this lovely specimen:
From: “Max Westbrook” <qj9zkak5dk8f@cnnb.net>
To: <sean@conman.org>
Subject: Fwd: Hi elvw beo l w malt
Date: Wed, 04 Jun 03 05:08:02 GMT
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To ReMOvE sean@conman.org From Our List Please Click Here
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From: qj9zkak5dk8f@cnnb.net Max Westbrook
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Yea, got me what Max Westbrook was shilling for. Oh, and Max Westbrook didn't even bother with valid HTML (which I cleaned up quite a bit). But the best bit, when checking the source, had to be the HTML comments added around the only legible bit of English:
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I suspect this is to avoid tripping any Bayesian filtering but usually I see random letters used (like the rest of this message), not real words. I'm wondering if the software Max Westbrook was using was defective and reversed the message?