I approach the deli counter at the local 24-hour gas station deli
and this guy is yelling
into his cell phone. “Yea! I found his girlfriend and my
girlfriend together! And guess what they had? Mayo and mustard. No, not
the spicy mustard, the regular mustard.” That last bit to the deli worker,
not to the person on the other end of the phone. He then resumes his
conversation like nothing happened. “I swear! Next time she had better
ask me before doing that…. I don't care if he allows it …” His
sandwhich being finished, he wanders off to the counter.
Meanwhile three college age guys wander in, wearing khakis and black dress
shirts. They grab some bags of chips and tear into them as they wander over
to the deli counter. “I'm going to get some beer,” said one of the frat
“I'm sorry,” said the clerk behind the counter. “No beer sales after two
“What?” said the boisterous frat boy.
“We can't sell you beer.”
“Hey man!” said the frat boy. “I want beer. The cases are open! If you
can't sell them then why aren't the cases locked?”
“Hey, Steve,” said one of his companions, munching away on chips. “Don't
make any trouble; I'm hungry man! I want my sub.”
“Why do you mean you can't sell beer?”
“It's the law in Florida,” said the deli worker.
“Like how am I supposed to know?” said frat boy.
“You live in Florida, you are supposed to know.”
“Well I never heard of that!”
“Please Steve, let it go.”
“If you don't like it,” said the deli worker, “call and talk to the
“What? Now you gonna call the police?”
“No, I said if you don't like the law, call the police and talk to them
“Man, I hate this state. All these foreigners who don't
understand you. `Yes, I'd like four hamburgers. No, not eight,
four!' God why did we ever come here?”
“Come on Steve, let's just get our sandwhiches and go.”
“I have to drink soda? God!”
Frat boys. Gotta love 'em.
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