[End User Licence Agreement for Workplace Crush that I received]
WARNING: YOU MUST BE EIGHTEEN (18) YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER (TWENTY-ONE (21) IN SOME AREAS) TO USE THIS SERVICE. YOU WILL BE CHARGED $34.99 AS A ONE TIME CHARGE FOR A 30 DAY UN-LIMITED MEMBERSHIP. IF YOU ARE EIGHTEEN (18) YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER (TWENTY-ONE (21) IN SOME AREAS) AND HAVE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF SERVICE IN FULL, CLICK THE 'I Accept' BUTTON BELOW.
BY CLICKING THE 'I Accept' BUTTON, YOU ARE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT:
- YOU ARE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER (21 IN SOME AREAS)
- YOU HAVE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF SERVICE IN FULL
- YOU COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF SERVICE.
- THESE TERMS OF SERVICE, AS ACCEPTED BY YOU, CONSTITUTE A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT.
This Software is provided by .
Warning: By using this software, your modem will dial a 900 telephone number. The number your modem will dial is 1-900-288-1109. You will be charged $34.99 on your telephone bill for the call and will be issued a username and password that will give you unlimited access for 30 days. No credit card is required to access this service. There is no minimum charge for this call. Scroll down for further instructions.
Price, Instructions and Warnings:
- You must be 18 years of age or older (21 in some areas) to use this service.
- By choosing this payment method for access to this site, you will download our proprietary software to your computer's hard drive. An icon will be placed on your computer's desktop. You must click on the icon to begin the program.
- By using this software, your computer will terminate the modem connection to your usual Internet service provider. Your usual internet service connection will not be restored until you terminate this call and access the internet in the usual manner.
- Your modem will then dial a 900 telephone number. The number your modem will dial is 1-900-288-1109. You will incur a charge of $34.99 for the call and will be issued a username and password that will give you unlimited access the web-site for 30 days.
- You will have 18 seconds after you click 'I Accept' to terminate this program and avoid charges. You will not be charged during the time you view this disclaimer.
- Your call will automatically be terminated at the end of Eighteen (18) minutes or $75.00 per call unless earlier terminated by you.
In case of any problems with this service please visit www.FAQ900.com or call (800)207-7134.
- If you are under 18 years of age, 21 in some locations, or if it is illegal to view adult material in your community, leave now. We are not held responsible for your actions and we are not acting, in any way, to directly give you access to or send you this information, you are choosing to receive it. Continuing further means that you understand and accept responsibility for your actions, releasing the creators of this web page, software designer, billing company and our service provider from all liability.
- You agree to indemnify and hold the billing company, the telecommunications provider and their subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, co-branders or other partners, and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of content you access through use of this service, your connection to the service, your violation of the terms of service or your violation of any rights of another.
By using the software and entering this web site you are making the following statements:
- 'Under penalty of perjury, I swear and affirm that as of this moment, I am an adult at least 18 years of age, 21 years of age in some locations.'
- 'I confirm that I am the telephone line subscriber or have the authorization of the telephone line subscriber to incur charges for the telephone number to be billed. I also verify that I an fully responsible for paying all telephone line charges associated with this service.'
- 'I understand they when I gain access to this site by dialing this 900 telephone number, I will be exposed to visual images, verbal descriptions and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various materials which are available, for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or education. My choice is a manifestation of my interest in sexual matters, which is both healthy and normal and, which, in my experience, is generally shared by the average adults in my community.'
- 'I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under the age of 18, 21 years of age in some locations, to have access to any materials contained within this site.'
- 'My interest in this material is personal, and not professional. I am not a law enforcement agent or US Postal Official or acting as an agent thereof, attempting to obtain any evidence for the prosecution of any individual or corporation or for the purpose of entrapment.'
- 'I desire to receive and have not notified the postal service or any other government agency to intercept sexually explicit material.'
- 'I can stop receiving such material at any time by logging off now and not returning.'
- 'I have released and discharged the providers, owners, creators and operators of this site from any and all liability which might arise.'
This is a site designed and intended SOLELY for ADULTS, people who are at least 18 years of age, 21 years of age in some locations, who are interested in and wish to have access to visual images, verbal description and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature. The materials which are available within the site may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity and should not be accessed by anyone who is younger than 18 years old, 21 years of age in some locations, or who does not which to be exposed to such materials.
You understand that all information, data, text, software, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages or other materials ('Content'), whether publicly posted or privately transmitted, are the sole responsibility of the person from which such Content originated. We are not responsible for any material you may view using this service. Neither the billing company nor the telecommunications provider controls the Content posted via the service and, as such, do not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of such Content. You understand that by using the service, you may be exposed to Content that is offensive, indecent or objectionable. Under no circumstances will the billing company or telecommunications provider be liable in anyway for any errors or omissions in any Content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, e-mailed or otherwise transmitted via the service.
UNDERSTANDING THE BILLING SERVICE:
Once connected, your computer modem will terminate this 900 telephone call automatically once a username and password have been obtained. You disconnect manually using one of the methods described below:
- You click on the 'DISCONNECT' button on the dialogue box; or
- You turn off the power switch to your computer or modem, or take other drastic and unusual act to terminate the telephone connection.
To use the software and enter this web site, you must be the telephone line subscriber or have the authorization of the telephone line subscriber to incur charges for the telephone number to be billed. If you are not the telephone line subscriber or do not have the telephone line subscriber's authorization to bill charges to the telephone number, click the X in the top right corner to terminate the application.
If you agree to all of the forgoing terms, please indicate your acceptance by clicking on the 'I Agree' checkbox below.