Thursday, January 01, 2026
Despite it being a new year, the scams will never stop coming
The clock struck midnight, the Times Square ball fell, and scams are still a thing in this year of 2026.
Bunny has now received the same text message twice:
Florida Buraeu of Motor Vehicles Final Notice:
According to our records, the traffic violation associated with your account remains unresolved. This is a final reminder that payment has not been received.
In accordance with Florida Code Title 9 Motor Vehicles § 9–18–2–7, if full payment is not submitted by January 1, 2026, the following enforcement actions will be initiated:
- Official violation recorded with the Florida FLHSMV
- Revocation of vehicle registration effecitive January 2, 2026
- Suspension of driver's license for a minimum of 30 days
- Referral of the outstanding debt to a collections agency, with an additional fee of up to 35%
- Potential legal proceedings and adverse credit reporting
To avoid these penalties, please settle your payment immedately through our official payment portal:
https://flhsmv.govsar.help?var=XXXXXXXXXX
The first time was, I don't know, earlier this month. I thought then, and I still think it now, that any “official notification” would come through the U.S. Postal Service (aka “snail mail”) than a vague text message.
Also, by the time a debt hits the collection agencies, the organization with the debt has already written it off and sold the debt to said collection agencies, and I somehow don't think government organizations would sell off debt to collection agencies. Why would they? They have the means (read: guns) to collect if they really wanted to.
Anyway, a search later, and I found this alert from the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles about this scam, and they mention the fact they will never send such a notice via text message, but will instead use snail mail.
So Happy New Year everybody!
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